Scott came in like a wrecking ball
He never hit so hard in love
All Robin wanted was to break his balls
All he ever did was wreck her

Another visitor this week and a blessing to one of the Popes “special” children.

Building on his recent success story, Scott lands a world wide tour deal “Straight Outta Corrections”

Nothing like a relaxing family vacation.

With his new title as Czar of Awesome, Scott brings on a partner to help run his new empire.

Having braved the barriers of manhood, tamed the wild beast, explored our world and beyond, reached new heights, protected national sovereignty,  become a local hero, and secured the Lake Okeechobee Barefoot Water Ski Championship, President Barack Obama appoints Scott Bentley the new Czar of Awesome.

Enjoying his new found status as local hero, Scott takes to a little R&R. I never knew he was so nimble.

News flash: Stolen Papa John’s Camaro recovered by common day superhero!!!

Another failed attempt at retirement employment.